Kitna bebas hai insan kismat ke aage,
Hr sapna tut jata h haqiqat k aage,
Jisne kabi hath na felaya ho,
Wo b hath felata h GOL GAPPE k aage.

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Awsome line
Jo Dost Kaminey nahi hote

wo Kaminey Dost hi nahi hote.

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Laughing at ur own mistakes can lengthen ur life..-Research says...
But
Laughing at ur Wife's mistakes can shorten ur life....-Experience says

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Modern beizati
boy2girl:i love u, want2marry u
Girl: apni shakal dekhi h
boy:dekhi h,isliye tere paas aaya hu,nahi to Katrina kaif k paas na jata
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Santa radio thik karwane gya.
Mechanic ne dekh k kha: Ye thik
hai,Mausam kharab hai,Isliye nhi chal
rha.
Santa:Le 100rs,Mausam naya daal de

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Dillagi Abhi Na Karo Dard HiPaoge
Bit Gaya Waqt To Yad KrkeRote Hi Jaoge
Karni Hi He To Padhayi Karo
Exam Me Kya Mere Sms Likhkar Aaoge...

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