After much advertising hype, thousands of men visited the new TOPLESS RESTAURANT..

They were shocked to find out that, it had...

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NO ROOF ;-)
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Minister- Bomb Blast Me marne Walo ko 5
or
Zakmi ko 3Lakh Denge
Santa- Mera Baap Pehle Zakhmi Hua,Phir Mar Gaya,
mere ko 8 Lakh do.

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If u eat noodles and vomit then what will u get
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 Soupy noodles.........
kha ke piyo ya pi ke khao!
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What is fashion designing?

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Too many Brains working on,

Too Little Clothes with,

Too many Ideas on how 2 Cover,
Too Little Areas!

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Khud ko kar buland itna.. ke Himalaya ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. aur Khuda tumse puchhe.. Abey Gadhe... ab utrega kaise??? Happy April Fools Day