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What is Status? Spending money which we don't have, To Buy things which we don't need, To Impress people whom we don't know!!! Just living a life: "THINKING & CARING ABOUT OTHERS RATHER THAN OUR-SELF". Just enjoy your life,don't care about others..TAKE CARE

Meaning of Sorry-: . . "I Wont Do It Again" . . . New Meaning Of Sorry, . . "I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful.

7 Great Qualities of Students:- 1)CONSISTENCY: once a latecomer, always a latecomer! 2)VOICE MODULATION: Attendance in 5 different voices! 3)PRESENTATION SKILL: Presenting 1 answer in 5 different ways for 5 different Questions! 4)ART: Designing Classroom Tables! 5)STAMINA: Tolerate teachers for 1 hour lectures! 6)…

Agar life me kabhi apse koi Mistake ho jaye To 2 min apni anken bhand karo or socho ke . . . . . Iska Ilzam kispar lagaya jaye :) :) Hindi Version:- अगर जिन्दगी  में कभी  गलती हो जाये तो दो मिनट अपनी आखें बंद करें और सोचें की  . . . . . . . इसका इलज़ाम  किस पर लगाया जाये।

Ur Teeth r like the stars. . Girl:- Aaaah.. Thanks Are they that much Shining?? . . . . . Boy:- No, They r Far away from each other!!

Main shehar bhar mein ek hi aziyat pasand hoon Agar chahiye dua to mera dil dukhaiye...

Babe ;) What Are You Doing? GF:Nothing Much !! Really Tired. Just Going To Sleep Now Honey & u Sweetheart? BF : In The Club Standing Behind u

Sad story::-(:-( Wo roz roz kehti hai ke mujhe apni tasveer mms karO . "AE DOST" Uss nadaan ko ye kaise batau k mere paas Nokia "1100" hai

Acident Hua Boht Bhid Thi SANTA Ko Dekhne KaMoka Nahi Mil RahaTha To Pappu Zor Se Chillaya Ye Mera BAAP hai, Bhid Hati To Dekha "kutta" Mara Tha.

Zindagi ki raho me jab koi mod aye wah! wah! Zindagi ki raho me jab koi mod aye wah wah kripya indicator jalaye, Horn bajaye or mud jaye

The most painful moment . . . . . . . . . . . when the only thing you know in your exam is ur name, Roll No. & the date... :P

Ultimate Beizzati! Garmi me bus stop pe 20 log bus ka intzar kar rhe the Ek bhikhari aaya sabse ek ek rupeya lekar auto me bethkar chala geya.

"I Still Remember Those Days; When Photos Were Taken For  Memories & Not For FaceBook Profiles...!" :P ;)

Dil ki mohabbat humein Manzoor nahi.. Karlo Wafa..   Ya Phir Ho  jao Dafa..

Arz kiya he Insaan Insaan ko das riya hai Wah Wah Insaan Insaan ko das riya he Wah Wah Or Saap seedhi me Beth K Has Riya he

Papa aap jaise mujhe marte ho, Waise dadaji B apko marte the kya?? Papa: "Haan bilkul" Beta: "To ye khandani kaminapana kab tak chalega..

Tumhe Pata Hai ek Dil Hai Jo Hamesha Sirf Tumhare Liye Dhadakta Hai Girl- Sach Keh rhe ho ! kiska ?? boy - Tumhara Khudka or kiska.

Maa ki request h plz is msg ko itna forward karo ke mere bete tak pohnch jaye, . . . . . . . Beta wapas aate waqt aadha kilo tamater lete aana.

Naya Savera Nayi Kiran Ke Sath Naya Din Ek Pyari Si Muskaan Ke Sath Aapko Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Dher Sari Duaon Ke Sath Happy New Year 2014

Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath Baitha Dekh Kuli Ne Puchha- Madam Coolie Chahiye? Mahila- Nahi Mere Pati Hai Mere Sath.

Temperature hitting 7.5 degree. . . . Slogan of the day- "JIYENGE WOH, JO SOYENGE DO"

Har saal Aata hai Har saal Jata hai Iss saal aapko wo sab mile Jo Apka Dil Chahta Hai. HAPPY NEW YEAR

Unse Milkar Rab Ki Ibadat Bhul Gye Unki Adaye Dekh K Apni Aadat Bhul Gye Kaisa Jaadu Kar Diya Hai Unhone Unko Chah Kr Duniya Ki Chahat Bhul Gye

I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated. Girl: So what do you do? . . . . Boy:I close my eyes and sleep:)

Jane Kya Soch Kr Duniya Banayi Khuda Ne Sath Wafa K Banai Q Bewafai Khuda Ne Hr Insan Ko Mila Uske Dilka Pyar Fir Mujko Q Di Tanhai Khuda Ne

Plumber-Pipe Naya Laga Diya Or 1000Rs Bill Ho Gya GOLU-Itna To Mai Engineer Ho K B Nai Kamata Plumber -Mai Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha.

Yakin pe yakin dilate hain dost Rah chalte ko bewkuf bnate h dost 7-up bol kar pani pilate h dost Par kuch bi kaho sale yad bahut ate h dost...

Learn from a CHILD: -To Be Happy For No Reason. -To Be Always Busy Doing Something. -To Know How To Demand Small Things Without Ego.